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nuᴅʟ ([personal profile] cupnoodles) wrote in [community profile] pelauntas2014-01-07 01:20 am

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IN THE GARDEN OF EDEN

Welcome to the chance to order your fantasy well-behaved, drop-dead gorgeous and supernatural wife. Things have never been quite so magical before, what with the internet ready at your fingertips to deliver the stuff of your dreams right at your doorstep. No one will ever suspect a thing - surely it was your charm that won you over such a perfect woman. Surely it was your darling eyes that attracted her darling manners. Surely it was your immaculate chivalry that entranced her immaculate habits into your household.

Welcome to the Garden of Eden, the number one source for your ideal future family.

Except the service went to hell several years ago and chances are, your marriage did too.

The magical lady you have living in your bedroom? She's not so happy with these arrangements. Maybe she's a succubus whose hunger has been suppressed by the necklace you were told to give her for your engagement, maybe she's a mermaid whose tail was cut off so she could fit in those beautiful red shoes. Whatever it is, the chains that binded her to you have been severed and she's now ready to run wild and run over your corpse. Sorry things had to end this way - but at least your body will forever rest in peace. No one will ever find you; they made sure of it.

These women now live forever cursed to be trapped in their human bodies, unable to return to their original form, forever searching for a way. They live as pitiful, heartbroken widows these days, some of them single mothers to half-breeds, but you can trust that they're very glad their husbands are gone. Maybe the man who ordered them from the Garden of Eden wasn't really that bad, he just happened to stand in the way of their uncontrollable wrath and left this world too early.

Fact remains that they have a reputation to keep, and they have to maintain the facade for as long as they're stuck in this stinking realm with the rest of you.