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SO FAMOUS
a verse that will probably get a better name some day

- reality tv show about the Raffaello family - they are super mega famous and so hot right now!? - and they are this way because the mom made a deal with the Titan goddess Clymene to become famous and now everyone around her has to PAY THE PRICE (they love it mostly) - she and her biological kids have to do something to keep the fame idk what we'll figure it out - shenanigans ensue - they are banned from several places - feuds with other famous people?! inspirations: - kardashians, duh - rich kids from beverly hills - gossip girl - hiltons - 2343985746 other shows about rich people with rich problems XARA RAFFAELLO The matriarch! Or something. The one who struck a deal with the titan goddess Clymene because, dammit, after her first divorce she wanted to just stop being a rich wife and wanted to be a rich famous wife. She kept the name of her former husband, because it sounded fancy as all hell, which her new husband apparently thinks is weird but gives her no strife about? Yeah, whatever. She's ambitious, bonkers, fabulous, outrageous, and somehow thinks she can both act super classy and her children's age(s) at the same time. She posed for Playboy when she was younger, and there are rumors that she turned down some European prince to marry her first husband instead. Ooh. BARTHOLOMEW LANCASTER Husband number two, who has married three times before Xara came along. He's got a lot of kids living in other places. Whatever. He doesn't care much for all this fame but is dragged along anyway, and audiences know him as the comically stoic step-father who puts up with everyone's shenanigans because he really does love them oh so much! Aww. XANDRA RAFFAELLO The big sister. Or. Something. She doesn't act like it at all, even if she is totally looking to settle down and start her life as a... a. Something? She has about a million different interests and has excelled at just about most things in her life, so much that she's just left them scattered around and made fame her number one priority. She just loves the stuff, which figures, because she probably grew up with her mom aspiring to nothing but just it. Xandra's done a little bit of everything, from modeling to acting and even singing. She's just never been notorious at it because people prefer her antics on the show. harshtag XANDER RAFFAELLO At twenty-five, Xander is the middle child of the family and the only boy born from his mothers first marriage. Level headed and aloof, for much of his early life he avoided the spotlight entirely. That is until he began pursuing a career as a model and after that, a designer. He owns a successful clothing line and a newly started furniture design studio. He is a natural entrepreneur who, in his adulthood, has learned to embrace and manipulate the lime light. Behind closed doors, however, he's a pedantic, work obsessed neurotic busy-body. When he parties, he parties hard. When he goes t-total, he goes to extremes. Xander cannot do things in halves and as such, can be difficult to live with. opportuned XENIA RAFFAELLO The baby of the family at 19 years old, Xenia hasn't taken to this fame thing as well as others in her family. She thinks it's shallow, invasive, and has left people more interested in her lipstick or what she wore to that big party instead of her true passions: photography and filmmaking. In an ideal world, she'd be left alone to pursue her dreams and make it on her own merits... but in that world she wouldn't have the money for all of her expensive equipment, nor the endless free time, nor the yes-men all around her who have her convinced she has any talent in the first place. Which she doesn't. Xenia can be sullen, bratty, and downright entitled for someone who claims to be the only "real" person in her family, but anyone who shows an interest in who she is or what she creates rather than her name - or who can fake it well enough to convince her - will win her over in a heartbeat and find just a hint of genuine sweetness in her. instagrand